Yum. I make a mean mango salsa. I could use some of those.

Hello America, what I really want to share with you today is a bedtime story, yes a bedtime story about a farmer, we will call him Old McFarmer, now Old McFarmer was a potato farmer, just your small average run of the mill potatoe farmer, now Old McFarmer only owned one acre of land, but being very industrious he set about with his hand shovel, to dig and cultivate one acre of potatoes, now with care and watering, Old McFarmer produced one ton of potatoes that he could eat and he was happy, now Old McFarmer had some kids he wanted to send to school to get some learning, so he offered the little one room School Teacher a sack of one hundred pounds of potatoes to educate his kids and she said, if you can convince twenty other farmers to give me a sack of potatoes, I will educate your kids, and they did and they were happy, Now along came a small Potato Chip buisness man and said Old McFarmer, I would Like to purchase some of your potatoes about one thousand pounds, to make chips, at which I will pay you back in chips and money and they were both happy, now along came a thief and broke into Old McFarmers barn and stole one hundred pounds of Potatoes, and old McFarmer was sad, so he found a fellow and asked him if you will Police my property and protect my potatoes I will give you a one hundred pound sack, now the Policeman said if you can convince twenty other farmers to give me a sack of potatoes I will patrol all your properties and protect you from theft, and old McFarmer said well I guess since the thief stole my Potatoes, it would be better for me to give you the one hundred pound bag for protection so they both agreed and were happy, then came along a Scientist and said Old McFarmer if you will give me a one hundred pound sack of Potatoes, I can increase your production with a tractor, and Old McFarmer said I don't want or need a tractor, but the Scientist was persistant and old McFarmer was now able to plant and cultivate two acres with his tractor, and the Scientist and Old McFarmer were happy. then along came a Goverment Agent and said Old McFarmer you cann't grow any potatoes with out regulations so I will need one hundred Pounds of Potatoes to regulate you, and Old McFarmer reluctantly gave the Goverment Agent a sack of Potatoes to stay out of Jail, and along came a Lawyer and said Old McFarmer you will need to give me one thousand pounds of Potatoes to keep you out of Jail, and Old McFarmer said I have no more potatoes to give you, so Old McFarmer quit Growing Potatoes and his One Acre Farm returned to weeds, and the School Teacher, the Buisnessman, the Policeman, and the Scientist were all unhappy because they were hungry, all because old McFarmer left his farm to live in a tent city. the end. sincerely Fezzy Bear