Japan town demands underwear for Michelangelo's David

Okuizumo Government via AFP - Getty Images, file

A replica of Michelangelo's Renaissance masterpiece sculpture David at a public park in Okuizumo, Shimane prefecture, western Japan, in a photo taken by a local official on Aug. 28, 2012.

Agence France-Presse reports — A replica of Michelangelo's Renaissance sculpture David that was erected suddenly last summer is unnerving residents of a Japanese town, with some calling for the naked masterpiece to be given underwear.

The 16 foot tall marble statue was donated by a businessman who hails from the area around Okuizumo.

"It is the first time we have had anything like this in our town. Perhaps people were perplexed," town official Yoji Morinaga said.

 

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I think Fruit of the Loom or Hanes is behind this.

    Reply#57 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:25 PM EST

    The stone penis will not hurt you

      Reply#58 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:27 PM EST

      They have traditional communal baths for Crissakes!

      However, copies of famous statues are always tacky. Why didn't he commission a new work of art?

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      Reply#59 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:28 PM EST

      This is progress. The next thing you know they will be banning books in the public library and voting Republican. Maybe Glenn Beck should consider emigrating, there's a whole new audience just waiting.

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      Reply#60 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:29 PM EST

      What's progress is that you've added another country to your whining. It's not just about the US anymore.

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      #60.1 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 4:34 PM EST
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      Just take a mallet to the cockandballs. though i dont know why they are ashamed of their cockandballs. everybody has cockandballs. just get rid of the cockandballs.

        Reply#61 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:30 PM EST

        Or maybe the men were simply intimidated by the size of his profile and did not want the women in the village to start dreaming of a new normal?

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        Reply#62 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:33 PM EST

        there just jealous that his is bigger....

          Reply#63 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:34 PM EST

          C'mon, David would NEVER wear tighty-whities! Commando or thong, baby. He's PROUD of those buns!

            Reply#64 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:38 PM EST

            Wasn't this an episode of the Simpson's?

              Reply#65 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:39 PM EST

              Something like that belongs indoors. Or some rich guy's back yard. Not a park.

                Reply#66 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:42 PM EST

                HA!!! Intimidated??

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                Reply#67 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:45 PM EST

                My thoughts exactly.

                  #67.1 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:53 PM EST
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                  Must be comparing sizes of their nether parts and finding them lacking.

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                  Reply#68 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:48 PM EST

                  Truly startling that as I read the comments:

                  Not one Simpsons reference!!!!

                    Reply#69 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:48 PM EST

                    I did.

                      #69.1 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:58 PM EST
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                      Sounds like an earlier episode of The Simpsons where Helen Lovejoy is protesting Michelangelo's David

                        Reply#70 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:51 PM EST

                        Aren't the Japanese the ones with the public bath houses and families that take baths together?

                          Reply#71 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:57 PM EST

                          This is odd behavior for a country that has sex museums & statues depicting giant phallic symbols.

                          There is even an annual Japanese festival KANAMARA MATSURI (Festival of the Steel Phallus)

                            #71.1 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 5:23 PM EST
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                            unfortunately "all items DO NOT appear larger in the mirror"

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                            Reply#72 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:57 PM EST

                            If you don't like it then you gotta put a leaf on it,

                            If you don't like it then you gotta put a leaf on it,

                            uh-uh-oh uh uh uhn uh uh unh uh uh uhn......

                              Reply#73 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 12:59 PM EST

                              There was a Simpsons episode from the first or 2nd season that dealt with censorship and Michelangelo's David.

                                Reply#74 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:04 PM EST

                                They're mad because the Japanese women finally found out they've been lied to for hundreds of years that an inch long is normal.

                                  Reply#75 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:08 PM EST

                                  If the people in the town were 'perplexed' by David, apparently they had never seen him before. If they haven't seen him, the odds are they haven't seen much Western sculpture. Why pick this place, therefore, to put such a piece?

                                    Reply#76 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:11 PM EST

                                    It is Japan. If it was a nude Sailor Moon, a Cat Girl statue, or a Japanese school girl then it would be OK. I would like the statue in my front lawn because I have a Southern Baptist Church down the street from me!

                                      Reply#77 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:11 PM EST

                                      An International Piece of Art - and all they can think of is covering the exposed genetalia?
                                      Porn or no Porn, is not the question - the question is respect for the human body. It is what it is, when it is not taken care of it is not beautiful to behold - but when it is - the human body - regardless of race, is a truely beautiful piece of art - the rendition is as it should be. Hiding the human body is why we were cast out of Eden to start with - OVER THINKING WHAT NEEDS NO THOUGHT!

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                                      Reply#78 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:13 PM EST

                                      This issue reminds me of the school book crones who think Twain should be edited for the kiddies. Or thrown out altogether. Of course, they could barely write a sentence themselves. They are the slayers of art and critical thinking.

                                        Reply#79 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:13 PM EST

                                        Tell em to stop feeding him Viagra!

                                        Don't families in Japan still take communal (public) baths?

                                        Poor David, always getting the "short end of the stick" or is that "a short stick"? Just don't know any more.

                                          Reply#80 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:14 PM EST

                                          Someone better warn the Japanese people not to go on the Internet. There are nekkid people on there. Really.

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                                          Reply#81 - Wed Feb 6, 2013 1:15 PM EST
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