I reckon most of us would do the same, if we dared.
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Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa inspecting the ear of visiting U.S. boxer Evander Holyfield in Colombo on Jan. 30, 2012. Holyfield had part of his ear bitten off during an infamous boxing match with Mike Tyson in 1997. Rajapakse hosted Holyfield for breakfast at his "Temple Trees" residence.